Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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