I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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