I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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