do herpes really smell.
you didnt know i had herpes?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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