I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I have peed in a lot of sinks
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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