I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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