She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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