i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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