You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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