I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Just puked most of my soul out..
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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