i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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