dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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