Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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