i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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