do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
