They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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