I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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