awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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