Say something about gay babies.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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