Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
