Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.