I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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