I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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