He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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