what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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