In the future we'll all be gay
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
