Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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