Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
True strength comes from lack of pants
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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