Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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