She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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