Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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