who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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