He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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