He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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