I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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