So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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