Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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