Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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