oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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