strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize