I just made out with a guy for $7.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?