physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores