More tranny stories later!
I cockslap morals
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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