I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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