i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She even gives head with a lisp.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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