There is no way he is gay with that hair.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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