She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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