It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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