your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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