uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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