Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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