That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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