Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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