oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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