I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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