But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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