Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I forgot how hot balto sounded
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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